Portable Economic Services (PECS)
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Curious Curios+ | |
Tungsten Coating Shiny, eh? Hard as hell, too. Want your stick to be nastier than the other guy's? We guarantee that anything killed by this will be at least 100% more dead. 20 drops per liquid ounce. Postscript: Don't use it to wash your hands. (Equipment/Augment. A metal byproduct somehow induced into a malleable, gel-like semi-liquid state. Integrates and hardens any metal or mineral product it comes into contact with. Permanent. Requires a half hour to take effect.) Please note. Believe me, I've got more than this to play with. Looking for something specific that's not on the menu? Hit me up, compadre. At the risk of sounding like someone with pubes for facial hair, I'm fairly certain I've got what you need. All prices negotiable. tl;dr: This section will expand as necessary. Etc. | |
Consulations + | |
Figures Believe it or not, I crunch numbers even better than bones. Well, comparably at least. Need advice on how to run a profitable racket, destabilize and or run an entire stock market, or just need help with your math homework? I can help. 15-40 drops, case-by-case basis. Fists I'm for sale. You can take that however you want to. 50-100 drops, case-by-case basis. Satisfaction guaranteed. Etc. |